Hyper Score Marvel: Squirrel Girl!

Welcome to Hyper Score Marvel where every week I use Hypercorps 2099 to put together an iconic hero or villain from the world’s most popular superhero universe! Unlike Street Fighter D&D, this series is for both the Pathfinder players out there and D&D 5E groups as well.

This week’s request is exceptionally timely because she’s getting a television show! If you have a favorite character you’d like to see, please comment and let me know. Tune in next week for another request, the ultrapowerful LIVING TRIBUNAL!

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Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl         CR 9—XP 6,400
Female human summoner (swarm minder[VC]) 8 [hs 1; meganaut 1]
NG Medium humanoid (human, hyper)
Init +5; Senses scent; Awareness +7

AC 26, bullet 23, touch 19, flat-footed 21 (+4 mage armor, +2 deflection, +5 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 hyper, +3 natural)
hp 63 (8d8+24); Hyper Bonus +1
Fort +4, Ref +7, Will +5

Speed 40 ft., leap (10 ft. horizontal, 5 ft. vertical)
Melee unarmed strike +10/+5 or +8/+8/+3/+3 (1d4+3 slashing)
Special Attacks hyper bonus +1

Spell-Like Abilities (CL 9th; concentration +12)
6/day—summon monster IV

Summoner Spells Known (CL 9th; concentration +12)
3rd (2/day)—charm monster, displacement, heroism
2nd (4/day)—bear’s endurance, bull’s strength, cat’s grace, haste
1st (4/day)—ant haul, expeditious retreat, feather fall, mage armor, magic fang
0th—arcane mark, daze, guidance, mending, message, resistance

Str 16, Dex 20, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 8, Cha 16
Hyper Strength 1 (Strong Leap), Hyper Dexterity 1 (Dexterous Footwork)
Base Atk +6; CMB +10; CMD 28
Feats Alertness[B], Dodge[B], Dual Slice, Improved Two-Weapon Fighting, Improved Unarmed Strike[B], Mobility, Spring Attack, Two-Weapon Fighting
Hyper Feats A Bit Aberrant
Skills Acrobatics +11, Awareness +7, Handle Animal +7, Knowledge (nature) +4, Stealth +11
Languages English, Squirrel
SQ bond senses, eidolon, hyper mortality, life link, maker’s call, shield ally, transposition
Gear amulet of mighty fists and natural armor +3, ring of protection +2, squirrel hood (as helm of comprehend languages but only works for squirrels)


NG Large swarm of Tiny squirrels (animal, swarm)
Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft., scent; Awareness +13

AC 21, bullet 18, touch 16, flat-footed 17 (+3 Dex, +1 dodge, +5 natural, +2 size)
hp 51 (6d10+18)
Fort +5, Ref +8, Will +3
Defensive Abilities devotion, evasion; DR 5/magic; Immune swarm traits

Speed 20 ft., climb 40 ft., swim 20 ft.
Melee swarm (2d8 plus distraction)
Special Attacks distract (Fort DC 16)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 0 ft.

Str 8, Dex 17, Con 16, Int —, Wis 12, Cha 8
Base Atk +6; CMB —; CMD
Feats Dodge, Skill Focus (Awareness, Stealth)
Skills Awareness +13, Search +9, Stealth +19, Survival +10
SQ evolution pool (11 points; carpet rider, climb, damage reduction, scent, spellcaster’s bane), link, share spells, split swarm

Carpet Rider (Ex) [2 points] An eidolon swarm surges together, forming a solid surface capable of supporting its summoner and his allies. The eidolon swarm can be ridden as though it were a flying carpet (although it does not have a fly speed unless it possesses the flight evolution). This evolution is only available to eidolons of the swarm base form.
Spellcaster’s Bane (Ex) [3 points] The collective intelligence of the swarm minder and his eidolon swarm are particularly alert to the gestures and incantations of magic use. When the eidolon swarm uses its distraction ability against a target using a spell or spell-like ability, increase the DC by +3. This evolution is only available to eidolons of the swarm base form.

*Swarm Minders are a summoner archetype from Veranthea Codex.


Squirrel Girl

Medium humanoid (human, hyper), neutral good
Armor Class 17 (natural)
Hit Points 104 (16d8+32)
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft., leap 20 ft.

15 (+2) 18 (+4) 15 (+2) 11 (+0) 10 (+0) 17 (+3)

Saving Throws Dex +7, Con +5, Wis +3, Cha +6
Skills Acrobatics +7, Animal Handling +6, Nature +3, Perception +3, Stealth +7, Survival +3
Senses passive Perception 13
Languages English, Squirrel
Challenge 8 (3,900 XP)
Evasion. If Squirrel Girl is subjected to an effect that allows her to make a Dexterity saving throw to take only half damage, she instead takes no damage if she succeeds on the saving throw, and only half damage if she fails.
Squirrel Speaker. Squirrel Girl is able to understand and be understood by squirrels. In addition, by spending a bonus action she can summon 1d4+1 hordes of squirrels (up to a maximum of 16 hordes in a 24 hour period). These have the statistics of Rat Swarms with the exception that a squirrel horde gains a climb speed of 30 feet.   

Multiattack. Squirrel Girl makes four unarmed strikes each round.
Unarmed Strike. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 8 (1d10+3) slashing damage.

Reflexive Dodge. When Squirrel Girl is aware of an attacker, she may spend her reaction to reduce the damage of an attack or spell by half.


Notes on Squirrel Girl

I’m exceptionally pleased with her Pathfinder build and it was a joy to design–I will definitely be dropping both versions onto some adventuring parties at some point regardless. For diehard fans, tell me because I can’t perfectly remember but I swear at some point or another she summoned or cajoled a horde of squirrels. I hope it’s cannon but straight up if it isn’t? I still love this  build! 

While I originally wanted to do a little free archetype for the Diabolist (a summoner class I designed for EN5ider and one of my three contributions to the A Touch of Class Kickstarter) I am horrendously crunched on time this week and need to get back to proper work. Still, her 5E build is nothing to scoff at and definitely still promises to be a fun time.

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