I can’t believe I forgot to post about this! Several months ago EN5ider (the monthly 5 article Patreon that I’m the editor for) released its 400th article and it’s free for everyone!

Inside you’ll find a coterie of creatures: Denise the Anarcho-Syndicalist, a Commoner Swarm, a host of knights (including the Numbed Knight, Mantiknight, and even the feared Knights of the Dreaded Word), a Shrubber, the Vorpal Rabbit, the Twilight Monster, and the Enchanter…Tom? There’s also an Initialized Møøse—you know, my sister was bitten by a møøse once. Realli she was! It happened when she tried to karve her name onto the møøse using the broken talebone of a three-legged chikken gifted to her by our grandmother Hilda–

We apologize for the errors in the above credits. We the producers of this article would like it to be known that the person responsible for its crediting has been sacked.

There are compelling obstacles too like the Kingdom of Musical Numbers, Taunting Minstrels, Castle Salmonella, and Bridge of Doomed Queries. Of course you need to understand, the bite of a møøse is not to be underestimated…

Once again, we apologize for the errors in the credits. Those tasked with sacking the people who have just recently been sacked have been sacked.

The article also has memorable magic items (sack of sacking, riding coconuts, nearly lethal arrow of messaging, sacred hand grenade), and even a new spell: make into a newt! Please use it responsibly.

(PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST if you are in need of some pre-generated characters: https://mikemyler.com/2017/06/01/king-arthur-5e-monty-python/)